Ok, the old timers will figure this one out pretty quickly but let's see if any of the folks newer to DH get it. No prize, just admiration.
Went to go for a dive. My equipment consisted of my trusty 1958 Mistral regulator, no B.C., a weight belt, mask, fins and my drysuit with push-button inflator. Went to jump off the boat but my dry suit would not inflate. WHY WOULDN'T IT INFLATE? Mark.
P.S. Yes, I do realize this calls my skill and knowledge as a diver into question but that is nothing new.