if you need someone to translate to french or from french to english, I'm your huckleberry (for the european buyers). I understand a fair bit of Italian (hey i wanna piza) and can read passable spanish.
Thebn again to overcome to language, you go to
www.bablefish.com, cut and past the text into the window, select the language from and to, press the button, and voila instant messages are translated with about 90 % accuracy. I use it when writting my coleague who speaks only portugese.
I also speak Pyrate..Argghh!, Avast, Ahoy mateys. er.. you be davey Jones now lad.. etc it is to laugh