MODERN LATE MODEL TUBE SUCKING BUBBLE BLOWERS "

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I suspect many of you have had personal contact and have a few ( or many) stories about.....
MODERN LATE MODEL TUBE SUCKING BUBBLE BLOWERS "

A title I have used often and with increasingly frequency within the past few years: "MODERN LATE MODEL TUBE SUCKING BUBBLE BLOWERS "
I have used it least for 20 years to describe those divers who apparently think they have honored the diving community with their presence, who entered the diving world with great enthusiasm attired with the best and latest equipment that is factory fresh, will contribute nothing, are nothing and will be nothing yet in their sub-consciousness consider themselves the fountain of knowledge who can and will expound indefinitely with great authority on any subject which they have no knowledge or experience and can recall events that never happened, equipment that was never made, places that did not exist and people that never were involved.

After a few years of doing as much damage as possible to the sport with in the shortest possible time silently depart with out fan fare for another activity in which to rake havoc upon.

Yep! we all know a few...

SDM

[Popeye]

Did someone pee in Sam's Wheaties over on the Scubaboard?

[Bryan]

I don't read SB but it sure sounds like someone has him PO'd.
Message boards are full of Armchair Quarterbacks and I'm as guilty as the next at letting them drag me down in the mud sometimes

[couv]

“Tube suckers who jump in rock quarries and blow bubbles on the weekends-I’m here to tell you that you don’t know $hit.” Was a favorite saying of an instructor at the commercial diving school I attended in the last quarter of ’76.

Seeing that term used again brings a to my face.

Give ‘em hell, Sam.

Now, I have to go check out what all the fuss is about.

[SurfLung]

Even John Chatterton suffers the "Tube Suckers"!
- I came across a forum where Chatterton talked about divers taking responsibility for themselves and not trusting anything to a buddy diver. Most responses were thankful for the advice if not at least respectful of his experience. But it amazed me that there were actually some characters who had the arrogance to lecture John Chatterton on the buddy system. I think those guys would qualify as "Modern late model Tube Sucking bubble blowers."

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Popeye this must be a US Navy term...recall I am USAF Captain from Korean War- we sleep in beds on terra firma-
No Problems with any body or any board

Bryan, Nope

Couv is one of the breaths of fresh air who is not a "Late model tube sucking bubble blower" on a board that has an over abundance of them and they apparently are multiplying rapidly every day.

Surf Lung, Chatterton could considered a "Late model tube sucking bubble blower" by a segment of diving because of his youth and lack of vintage experience.. The posts you describe is typical of "Late model tube sucking bubble blower"

We are fortunate to have John on our side as the new "Celebrity Diver" to replace JYC. I only wish he had the backing of a Hollywood/TV type to promote him and his programs into the mainstream of Hollywood and TV land
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Some years ago I joined several boards just to remain abreast of what was going on in the diving world...And was in for a shock! Now I read several of them on occasion, some times every day some times weeks will pass, as an early morning source of humor to begin the day with a smile! I will and I do post on occasion just for the fun of it, but on VDH I am serious with all my posts.

The other boards are full of "Late model tube sucking bubble blowers" ...little knowledge or experience but post profusely about every subject known to man and beast with great authority and verbosity, which I must admit sadly represents many of the modern diver of our times.....So I formulated this statement to describe the modern tube sucking bubble blowers...Nothing more.... nothing less, Other than a descriptor of a segment of the modern diving community.

I think we should all be grateful to Vintage Double Hose, aka VDH for a board so far devoid of the "Late model tube sucking bubble blowers."

SDM

[Popeye]

GO NAVY BEAT USAF !

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When I was in the USAF there was no US AF academy in Colorado ---only mountains and snow, Therefore I follow Notre Dame---Tradition! Tradition!

FYI I am not even close to being a Catholic, but I also don't fly any more...so we are on our way to see USC/ND game in South Bend in a couple of weeks.

Now back to "Late model tube sucking bubble blowers"
The Phrase? Description? Term? is suddenly being spread around the vintage (read old and ancient) diving community - two emails this AM and they heard about it from VDH!

I suspect it will become common in a short period of time...Perhaps it should be translated in to foreign languages? Another American export like the term SCUBA & the red & white dive flag which generates absolutely no income.

SDM

SDM

[SurfLung]

Tardus forma tube combibo ebullio pulsus - Online Latin Translator

[captain]

At my former place of employment I interfaced with commercial divers we would periodically hire, to them I was the "Tube Sucker".

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An E mail friend suggested a few changes as noted in caps

"MODERN LATE MODEL TUBE SUCKING BUBBLE BLOWERS "
I have used it least for 20 years to describe those divers who apparently think they have honored the diving community with their presence, who entered the diving world with great enthusiasm attired with the best and latest FACTORY FRESH DIVING equipment, THE LARGEST BRIGHEST WATCH, will contribute nothing, are nothing and will be nothing yet in their sub-consciousness consider themselves the fountain of knowledge who can and will expound indefinitely with great authority on any subject which they have no knowledge or experience and can recall events that never happened, equipment that was never made, places that did not exist and people that never were involved AND HAVE NEVER MADE A LOCAL DIVE BUT WILL SPEND GREAT AMOUNTS OF MONEY TO TRAVEL AROUND THE WORLD TO DIVE.

After a few years of doing as much damage as possible to the sport with in the shortest possible time silently depart with out fan fare for another activity in which to rake havoc upon.

[Nemrod]

I suspect many of you have had personal contact and have a few ( or many) stories about.....
MODERN LATE MODEL TUBE SUCKING BUBBLE BLOWERS "

A title I have used often and with increasingly frequency within the past few years: "MODERN LATE MODEL TUBE SUCKING BUBBLE BLOWERS "
I have used it least for 20 years to describe those divers who apparently think they have honored the diving community with their presence, who entered the diving world with great enthusiasm attired with the best and latest equipment that is factory fresh, will contribute nothing, are nothing and will be nothing yet in their sub-consciousness consider themselves the fountain of knowledge who can and will expound indefinitely with great authority on any subject which they have no knowledge or experience and can recall events that never happened, equipment that was never made, places that did not exist and people that never were involved.

After a few years of doing as much damage as possible to the sport with in the shortest possible time silently depart with out fan fare for another activity in which to rake havoc upon.

Yep! we all know a few...

SDM

Is there someone in particular for which my assistance is required? I have not been up to my usual antics of late, but I am (mostly) sure I still have the touch . On the other hand, if Mr. Sam cannot handle them, maybe I should keep my head lower than dirt and paddle on.

Tube Suckers, that is funny. Is that a new cert from PadI?

Frankly, after wearing down several generations of Tube Suckers on the "board" and finally defeating the dreaded Lady of the Dark Norwest (at least partially) I have tired of the battle. My super underwater powers waning. And then came along another, and fresh from Lake Travis Texas no less. At that point, I took a BC (and I am not talking buoyancy compensator) and called it a day, Sam, I suggest you do the same. Life is better that way. And, I hopefully will not have to replace my keyboard again.

You know, I am not sure life is worth living without a good stand of fescue to appreciate. What elese would there be for retired underwater super heros to do with their time?

N

[Chris]

After looking at a parts breakdown for the DA Aquamaster and taking apart my first and second stage scuba pro mark II I realized nothing had changed. My cousin and I are the only two diving double hose in my county and despite telling people their reg is still made the same as mine they still think we are crazy 50's wanabees. I did however have the phoenix installed in mine so I can run my dry suit and computer. I haven't looked at a parts breakdown for my new Oceanic sealed diaphram first stage I no longer use, but I'm sure it works the same as my phoenix only with a diaphragm instead of a button. some body correct me if I'm wrong because this is going on my face book.

[Bryan]

Posted on the SDI home page...

There is one on every dive boat, you know… “That Guy”. The one who tries every possible way to ruin your hard earned, well deserved, fun and relaxing dive trip. We’ve asked our members for a list of qualities that defines “That Guy” and here is what they came up with.

That Guy who walks into the dive shop with a binder full of certification cards and exclaims loudly “pick a card, any card!” We are all very happy that you are passionate about continuing education. However, your Ice Diver, Altitude Diver, and Dry Suit Diver cards aren’t really necessary in the Caribbean.

That Guy whose gear bag “explodes” all over the boat as soon as he boards. One fin here, the other over there, his wetsuit draped over your tanks, his left bootie is on the swim platform while the right is on the bow, and his regulator is draped over the ladder to the bridge while he dunks his BCD in the camera bucket to get the strap wet. Dive boats get crowded fast, pack your bag so you can take one item out at a time while you set up, using the least amount of real estate possible.

That Guy who decides that since he’s going diving anyway, it’s not entirely necessary to shower while on vacation. Again, dive boats get crowded quick and it’s often hot and humid… this, combined with diesel fumes and you still reeking of last night’s bad decisions can have a serious impact on the sea sickness tolerance of your fellow divers. Clean yourself up, it’s better for everyone.

That Guy who insists his last dive trip was far superior to any diving anyone else has ever done. After every dive, That Guy complains that it wasn’t as good as his last trip to wherever, and recommends everyone on the boat visit that place on their next trip instead of coming back to where they are now. Not only is this disrespectful to the dive operation you are diving with, but also to everyone who just got out of the water thoroughly satisfied. Now they are disappointed they didn’t see dolphins dancing with whale sharks while the manta ray played the harp with the mermaid, they want more… and it’s your fault.

That Guy who “doesn’t need to log dives anymore” yet cannot remember how much weight he needs. If you jump in the water and can’t get down because you don’t have enough weight, write that down somewhere so you know for next time. There’s a really good spot to do it too… it’s called your logbook!

That Guy that everyone is always waiting on. If you take a little longer to get your kit on and get in the water, start getting ready a little earlier than everyone else. That way everyone isn’t bobbing around on the surface waiting for you to start putting your wetsuit on. Also, if you know you have better air consumption than the rest of the group, ask if it’s okay to get in first and drop down with your buddy before everyone else. This way, the whole boat isn’t waiting around for you to finish your tank meanwhile it’s lunchtime and the other guests and boat crew are hungry… you don’t want to make the captain miss his lunch, trust us.

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A long term UW photographer friend suggested a few changes about UW cameras....

"MODERN LATE MODEL TUBE SUCKING BUBBLE BLOWERS "
I have used it least for 20 years to describe those divers who apparently think they have honored the diving community with their presence, who entered the diving world with great enthusiasm attired with the best and latest factory fresh equipment, largest and gaudiest watch available,purchase the most expensive complicated underwater camera ever made to document their adventures, never to make a local dive but will spend copious amounts of money to travel to distant locations through out the world to dive. They will contribute nothing, are nothing and will be nothing yet in their sub-consciousness consider themselves the fountain of knowledge who can and will expound indefinitely with great authority on any subject which they have no knowledge or experience and can recall events that never happened, equipment that was never made, places that did not exist and people that never were involved

After a few years of doing as much damage as possible to the sport with in the shortest possible time silently depart with out fan fare for another activity in which to rake havoc upon.