A Recently heard conversation about using a double hose regu

[Gilldiver]

I had to post this

A Recently heard conversation about using a double hose regulator

A Dive Master (A DM): You can’t use one of those regulators, ther not safe!
Double Hose Diver (DH Diver): Why?

A DM: well they don’t have a gauge or an octopus!
DH Diver: I use this here banjo which lets me put a gauge on or I use the J-valve as its supposed to be used.

A DM: Well what about the octopus, what if I’m diving with you and need some air?
DH Diver: We will buddy breath to the surface

A DM: What if I don’t know how to buddy breath?
DH Diver: Then you will die…….. (I just about lost it right here)

A DM: Wawawawa…………
DH Diver: But I will make every attempt to recover your body. (I did loose it here and beer came out of my nose).

Pete

[Drado]

Great story

"what if I don't know how to buddy breathe..."

HA!

[YankDownUnder]

"DM: What if I don’t know how to buddy breath?......."

Then you'd better learn quick!

Sounds like a problem created by PADI, Steve