Ok, the old timers will figure this one out pretty quickly but let's see if any of the folks newer to DH get it. No prize, just admiration.
Went to go for a dive. My equipment consisted of my trusty 1958 Mistral regulator, no B.C., a weight belt, mask, fins and my drysuit with push-button inflator. Went to jump off the boat but my dry suit would not inflate. WHY WOULDN'T IT INFLATE? Mark.
P.S. Yes, I do realize this calls my skill and knowledge as a diver into question but that is nothing new.

"The diver who collects specimens of underwater life has fun and becomes a keen underwater observer. .. seek slow-moving or attached organisms such as corals, starfish, or shelled creatures." (Golden Guide to Scuba Diving, 1968)
