Arrrgh,
The park rules said 100 feet from a manatee. The ranger could not read and said it was a hundred yards and insisted as such even after I showed them their own rules. Thing is that even a stupid manatee (trust me they are really stupid and should win a couple of Darwin awards for their stupidity) can swim faster than a scuba diver and they don't read rule books about how far they are supposed to stay from scuba divers. It caused me much stress having that manatee break the rule book like that. Geeesh, you would think they would know better huh
I complained to the parks service that the manatees were harassing me and sticking their tongues out at me
--whats a diver to do?---next time I am just gonna chuck a spear in one.
That is why I call it the Great Manatee Massacre. Dang manatees, give them an inch and they will take it to a mile. cannot trust them things.
Seriously, since I was a child animals would come up to me and follow me, an old swamp witch called me 3Crows because she saw as did I three crow spirits that watch over me. They tell me things like:
Y'all better get me those addresses are you will not get your cool NAVED brochures
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Nemrod