Rare Voit VR-1 "Sea Hunter" Model
Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2017 1:08 pm
I introduce you to the Voit VR-1 “Sea Hunter” model. So rare only one was made.
The chrome was buffed on the thighs of virgins to a high polish.
The green hoses were hand-formed by dwarf elves in a dungeon in Cincinnati, Ohio.
The single o-ring, main diaphragm and various assorted parts were acquired through a rift in the very fabric of space-time in Wesley Chapel, Florida.
Originally this very special regulator was presented to Lloyd Bridges who personally used it in every episode of Sea Hunt. It was later acquired by the Cousteau family and was in the Captain’s cabin on every voyage of the Calypso. In 1969 it was loaned to NASA. Neil Armstrong carried it with him in the Lunar Excursion Module to the surface of the moon. Upon Armstrong’s return it was reunited with Captain Cousteau who later traded it for two pounds of Betel nuts in Micronesia. Thereafter it was lost to the ages and its very existence fell out of the minds of men. Discovered in 2017 in a dusty garage sale bin, red betel nut stains still on the cans, it was lovingly restored to its original magnificence (sans the virgin thigh buffing as no virgins were to be found). *
Come one, come all. Feast your eyes on history itself.
Mark
* (No virgins, dwarf elves, historical figures, Micronesians or cities in Ohio or Florida were harmed in the making of this regulator. The rend in the fabric of space-time was successfully mended using duct tape).
The chrome was buffed on the thighs of virgins to a high polish.
The green hoses were hand-formed by dwarf elves in a dungeon in Cincinnati, Ohio.
The single o-ring, main diaphragm and various assorted parts were acquired through a rift in the very fabric of space-time in Wesley Chapel, Florida.
Originally this very special regulator was presented to Lloyd Bridges who personally used it in every episode of Sea Hunt. It was later acquired by the Cousteau family and was in the Captain’s cabin on every voyage of the Calypso. In 1969 it was loaned to NASA. Neil Armstrong carried it with him in the Lunar Excursion Module to the surface of the moon. Upon Armstrong’s return it was reunited with Captain Cousteau who later traded it for two pounds of Betel nuts in Micronesia. Thereafter it was lost to the ages and its very existence fell out of the minds of men. Discovered in 2017 in a dusty garage sale bin, red betel nut stains still on the cans, it was lovingly restored to its original magnificence (sans the virgin thigh buffing as no virgins were to be found). *
Come one, come all. Feast your eyes on history itself.
Mark
* (No virgins, dwarf elves, historical figures, Micronesians or cities in Ohio or Florida were harmed in the making of this regulator. The rend in the fabric of space-time was successfully mended using duct tape).
