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[couv]

"O-ring in the correct durometer manufactured in the USA from BUNA N rubber and washed in the tears of kittens for the ultimate in purity.

Can you tell I'm sick of answering idiotic questions about O-rings?"

Were the kittens Japanese Bob Tails?

[Bryan]

E-bait is just no fun these days......When I joined in 98 it was a really fun place where you could buy ammo for your belt fed and a nearly new Malibu Barbie with just a few mouse clicks and a money order. Well after you waited a while for the 56K modem to finally connect.....

Now all the buyers seem to be Rocket Scientists, or at least design Engineers for the NASA program, Cousteau's diving instructor or members of an elite team of quality control experts..........

Here are some examples of questions I have received and the answers I have supplied the experts with.

Q... Dude, where did you get these from?
A...Sasquatch left them behind.

Q.....I will need to know the specifics of the manufacturing, handling and environment the O-rings you are selling have been kept in as my life depends on it.
A....Please take up golf.

Q....I will buy these from you but if they are bad you will refund my money or I'll report you to the necessary agencies for selling scuba gear without the proper credentials.
A....I have the proper credentials but I can't show them to you cause of national security. You understand of course.

Q.....I see that you have parts for a Scubapro 109 do you know how old those parts are and are you sure the O-rings will fit my 109 from 1070?
A....You should contact Scubapro as you have by far the oldest regulator ever built and is most likely worth millions of dollars.

Q....Are the O-rings you are selling NITRIX ready? I need to know this cause my life is depending on it.
A...I'm not sure what NITRIX is but I doubt my O-rings are up to the task...Please consult with your local dive shop.
Reply.....Its a special gas we hi tech divers use for deep diving. I think you should know about it because selling the wrong O-rings is dangerous and could explode.
My answer....I'll just sell really long snorkels instead so everyone is safe.

Each time I get a STUPID message on E-bay from one of the moronic mouth breather types above I just put them on the banned buyer list.....Sadly I don't seem to be able to do this fast enough...

For a small business like mine E-bay...(.I think the E now stands for Extortion if you check the final sellers fees, paypal fees, listing fees etc etc ) is necessary. I do put in VDH info in all the orders I ship though....

To answer your question Couv......Tama has thus far refused to provide tears for my O-ring blessing but she gives her blessing in other ways

[captain]

E-bait is just no fun these days......When I joined in 98 it was a really fun place where you could buy ammo for your belt fed and a nearly new Malibu Barbie with just a few mouse clicks and a money order. Well after you waited a while for the 56K modem to finally connect.....

Now all the buyers seem to be Rocket Scientists, or at least design Engineers for the NASA program, Cousteau's diving instructor or members of an elite team of quality control experts..........

Here are some examples of questions I have received and the answers I have supplied the experts with.

Q... Dude, where did you get these from?
A...Sasquatch left them behind.

Q.....I will need to know the specifics of the manufacturing, handling and environment the O-rings you are selling have been kept in as my life depends on it.
A....Please take up golf.

Q....I will buy these from you but if they are bad you will refund my money or I'll report you to the necessary agencies for selling scuba gear without the proper credentials.
A....I have the proper credentials but I can't show them to you cause of national security. You understand of course.

Q.....I see that you have parts for a Scubapro 109 do you know how old those parts are and are you sure the O-rings will fit my 109 from 1070?
A....You should contact Scubapro as you have by far the oldest regulator ever built and is most likely worth millions of dollars.

Q....Are the O-rings you are selling NITRIX ready? I need to know this cause my life is depending on it.
A...I'm not sure what NITRIX is but I doubt my O-rings are up to the task...Please consult with your local dive shop.
Reply.....Its a special gas we hi tech divers use for deep diving. I think you should know about it because selling the wrong O-rings is dangerous and could explode.
My answer....I'll just sell really long snorkels instead so everyone is safe.

Each time I get a STUPID message on E-bay from one of the moronic mouth breather types above I just put them on the banned buyer list.....Sadly I don't seem to be able to do this fast enough...

For a small business like mine E-bay...(.I think the E now stands for Extortion if you check the final sellers fees, paypal fees, listing fees etc etc ) is necessary. I do put in VDH info in all the orders I ship though....

To answer your question Couv......Tama has thus far refused to provide tears for my O-ring blessing but she gives her blessing in other ways

Priceless, I usually buy O rings from the Triple X Rat Poison & O Ring Co.

[Bryan]

I wish I was making this stuff up.....I actually cringe every time I get the alert from E-bay that I have a message.

[ovalis]

Amazing, I don't know how you put up with that crap. I could never do it.
I guess the only plus side to it would be coming up with the smart ass replies to get a laugh out of it.

[Bryan]

I try to answer real questions as best I can but 9 out of 10 on eBay stuff are just plain stupid!

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[SeaHuntJerry]

I Hear yeah!
Happy Thanks Giving Bryan Eva and your Family!Also to all my friends on this Site!

[ScubaLawyer]

Happy Thanksgiving to you too Jerry. What? No bad off the wall turkey jokes? Mark

[Bryan]

No bad off the wall turkey jokes? Mark

Jerry has no GOOD jokes period....Unless you are under the age of 12 then he is hilarious...

[Bryan]

I just got this letter and after reading it I think this will be the final sale for VDH ever

https://www.dropbox.com/s/qz2kb0ugxtm4x ... r.jpg?dl=0

[ScubaLawyer]

I just got this letter and after reading it I think this will be the final sale for VDH ever

Wow, Bryan, congratulations! Be sure and send them your Social Security Number and personal and business bank account routing information and account numbers. Also be sure and give them your date of birth and mother's maiden name. Although not asked for, a thumb print and a DVD of your retinal scan would be great too! P.S. Don't forget the blank power of attorney with your notarized signature so they can wire you the money...

[Bryan]

Details..... Details..... Details

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[couv]

Congrats on your big win. I guess we'll be seeing you with a gold plated AK next time.

Happy Thanksgiving to all,

Couv

[8dust]

Happy Thanksgiving, All!

BTW, it would be nice to have at least 1 turkey joke, Jerry... even if it's a foul one....

[ScubaLawyer]

it would be nice to have at least 1 turkey joke, Jerry... even if it's a foul one....

In the tradition of a bad Jerry line, I asked my 12 year-old if he had any turkey jokes. He immediately responded with these two he heard in middle school yesterday.

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In a grocery store a lady was looking for a turkey but couldn't find one big enough. She asked the stock boy "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied "No they're dead."
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Dear Turkeys, don't worry... they only love us for our breasts too. Sincerely, women.